Today i was watching a clip of the new season of couples therapy and you were sitting on some very chic couch somewhere in Beverly Hills looking directly at the camera and crying. Normally when i come across something like this, i do the following: screech inwardly with excitement, then save it on my desktop. I might eventually text it to someone i know with the text saying"LOL' or "This asshole." However, today's reaction was much different. I felt no joy at your expense. I actually felt sad. Did you hear that Farrah? Seeing you like this made me sad. So sad, in fact, that i teared up and now i feel the need to write about it in a blog.
When i first found out about your existence, it was on a new show called "16 and pregnant" and you were 8 months pregnant and still a size zero, needless to say I was intrigued. By the time you started looking at wedding rings for yourself with your boyfriend of three weeks on teen mom, I was hooked on you and your bat shit crazy behavior. Since then youve gotten a DUI, made a sex tape with James Deen (lindsey lohans costar in the canyons/ porn actor) gotten your boobs done twice, made a mold of your vagina while making the scariest face ever, wrote a book titled "My Teenage Dream Ended" with baby soph on the cover, got a nose job and dated a white dj.
Clearly I have sort of become obsessed with you over the years, but at the same time, i also cant stand you. There was a time when teen mom ended that you weren't on the radar anymore, and i'll speak for the whole entire world and say we all didnt care about your well-being. We all didn't want you to die necessarily, Just noone would care if you did. But it's as if you never left you're on my tv once again and in a darker place then when you called the cops on your mom for throwing an mtv t shirt at baby soph, so hopefully with all of this "therapy" you can find love and maybe just maybe, leave the show with a new job ie; nanny for all of John Goslings kids.
Clearly I have sort of become obsessed with you over the years, but at the same time, i also cant stand you. There was a time when teen mom ended that you weren't on the radar anymore, and i'll speak for the whole entire world and say we all didnt care about your well-being. We all didn't want you to die necessarily, Just noone would care if you did. But it's as if you never left you're on my tv once again and in a darker place then when you called the cops on your mom for throwing an mtv t shirt at baby soph, so hopefully with all of this "therapy" you can find love and maybe just maybe, leave the show with a new job ie; nanny for all of John Goslings kids.
lol
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