Lindsay I'm done.

If you've been living under a rock and weren't already aware Lindsay Lohan got a "docu-series" on own. It's basically the worst show ever, so needless to say I'm obsessed

Here are just some of the highlights from this season..

Oprah cusses

 I wish I was kidding, but I'm not, when Oprah tells you to "Cut the bull shit" and you don't, there's no hope for you at all.

Hoarder problems

Lindsay has the biggest storage unit I've ever seen, like you could literally get lost inside there and NEVER be found for the rest of your life.

Chain smoking real ness 

No exaggeration when I saw Lindsay digging cigs out of her Valentino purse and start chain smoking, as she was trying on all of her fur coats, inside her apartment, I found it to be So chic and wanted to buy a pack of marlboro lights stat! But then I started reflecting on where she is in her life and where I'm at in my life and all of a sudden it just got super dark, so I decided to not go down that same path. 

Dina Lohan is hot?

Even though she's bat shit crazy (YouTube her dr. Phil interview and you'll see) she looks a hell of a lot better then her daughter 

Lindsay is anti wearing bras 

Throughout the season Lindsay has refused to put on a bra on and this might just bother me the most over anything she's ever done so far.

Nashville

There was a quick minute not too long ago when I absolutely refused to sit down and spend my valuable time to watch Nashville, despite the fact that every person I know would tell me that it's the best show on earth, but to me There was absolutely nothing appealing about it.

Little girl from remember the titans, now grown up (Hayden Panettiere)=no. 

Country music=unclear.

Tennessee= teen mom.

But then out of pure boredom, one day, I caved and after the very first episode I became So THIRSTY for it.

Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg,Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg,Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg,Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg,Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg,Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, ok so It’s less about living in some hick state out in the middle of nowhere and more about people's journeys with their identities, sexuality and bank accounts. It's So great.

Since I started watching I've gotten very serious (in my mind) with one of the characters on the show, Deacon Claybourne, He Might seem like an obvious choice, but it’s not like that. He’s really complicated and deep and if he met me he'd for sure put a ring on it. Trust.