Two day some what juice cleanse

Hey guys so I know I haven't been posting much lately, and it's not because I'm dead or in a rehab facility. I've actually been  busy with work, reading "I didn't come here to make friends" written by that one chick everyone hated from the bachelor, which is a fucking amazing book everyone needs to read, also have been going on a lot of nature walks while listening to molly macaleers podcast plzadvise, which btw she has this boyfriend with a very sexual voice that comes on it every now and then, I guess he created the show drunk history and a lot people love it, I've yet to watch, but whenever I hear him speak about it, I like what I'm hearing, so I guess Its a good thing teen mom 2 is ending and I can start watching that instead. Clearly Things are going very good for me and because things are going so great I love to reward myself by torturing myself with a 2 day juice cleanse, I'm pretty sure if I went any longer then that I'd break into a chick fill a on a Sunday. I decided to document this experience in case anyone else would ever want to torture themselves as well...

Day 1.

 For breakfast I had green tea and tricked myself into thinking I was full. 

Lunch I made a smoothie and then a few hrs later I made the same smoothie because I lack diversity. 

Dinner

I had panda, I'm not very proud of this moment, but when someone gifts it to you and you have no self control when it comes to food to begin with, it's hard to say no.

Day 2. 

After my epic dinner fail, I started the next day with some black tea with a side of watching Carrie on netflix which was boring and dark, mostly dark. 

Just a few hrs later I made this green smoothie, it was gross but I really wanted to prove to myself that I could be one with nature and my body so I drank it unwillingly....

And then I ended up binge eating at pf changs.

Namaste.

Oh yea and also Me and court are basically bffs now.

Books that you'll love/hate

This may come as a surprise to you, but I’m kind of a bookworm. I don't know how/ why this happened. It just did. Here are some books that I've been reading as of lately:

Coco Chanel An Intimate Life

This book is a super fucking long extended version of what you could easily find out  on Wikipedia and also every other word in it, is In French (they could be people's names I dk) I felt the need to download a translator app on my phone, but after doing that I was so exhausted with the thought of having to type those words in, I just decided that it would be best to be done with it and keep it as a decoration on my night stand. 

My teenage dream ended

I like to scare myself, so I bought this when I was in a dark place in my life.

Secrets to success

Who wouldn't want to know the secret to success coming from a random black man that claims to have lived on the streets, ditched every day of high school, got into hard core drugs but still managed to get into a very good university, my favorite part is when he goes   "when you want to succeed as bad as you want to breath that is when you'll be successful" on account of it took him 15 years to get a 4 year degree.

I can make you hot  

Let me remind you of Kelly Bensimon she was a "model" on real housewives of New York, and had a mental breakdown while eating a bag of jelly beans before being replaced by the chick with one leg, THE END.

A place of yes  

I came across this and It just hit me really hard that her and Jason will never be together again.