Feng shui

This morning, I was rudely awakened in the middle of my REM cycle (according to my iPhone sleep tracker app) things have been so crazy lately, that not even taking in, a few deep cleansing yoga breaths, my yoga instructor suggested for me to do when Life calls for me to be in such dark places could ease dark situations like waking up early, or going to work, or the worst of them all, being interrupted by a news broadcast while I'm trying to watch Wendy Williams. When Everything is going so wrong it's good to know that there's a guy like ken lauher out there, Ken is real deep into feng shui, he even has a YouTube channel dedicated to it ..

http://youtu.be/-r8DWNbJtzI

Before feng shui kens life was very depressing. He hated his job. He was single as fuck And also got robbed at gunpoint for $7. I know it's kind of hilarious but I doubt that he saw it that way. 

Now I'm not about to go out and buy a whole new decor for my room so I incorporated earthy shit I already had and am hoping for good vibes so dramatic days like this don't ever occur again.

Candles.

No one fucking loves candles as much as I fucking love candles, Ken says that candles invoke the energy of purification and inspiration so let's just go with that, even though the real reason I have them out, is because nothing is better then anything and everything from bath and body works, NOTHING.

Books

Ken claims the bed room is to sleep and make love, thus too many books simply bring down that energy and cause you to be restless and single forever. But hellooo some books written by Lauren Conrad and Rachel Zoe were just born to be seen out in the open

Unclear rock.

I think I may have stolen this crystal (rock) on accident at some place in time, or maybe my dog gifted it to me while we were on a hike somewhere or maybe I did pay full price for it after seeing spencer pratts crystal collection on celebrity wife swap,  I'm not sure about any of that. I can only hope that this makes up for me denying kens book rule.

Nameste Amanda