Reasons why you should go see the wolf of Wall Street

1. Leo is hot

Even though he darkened the absolute shit out of his eyebrows It’s way better then seeing Django Unchained face Leo, who had that whole scary racist with a bad facial hair/teeth scenario going on. And who also gave me reoccurring nightmares till I saw him in gatsby And okay, Fine!  Leo was classically hot in that too, but he was a little too deep. I want “rich hot asshole Leo,” and The Wolf of Wall Street is giving that all to me.

2. Mathew Mcconaughey is in it

Matthew McConaughey’s career is insane. Everyone was on board with him after watching "how to loose a guy in 10 days" and then Ghosts of Girlfriends fucking Past happened. Omg I Seriously just can't with that movie. It wasn't until I saw his dance moves in Magic Mike where I felt like I could I trust him once again.

3. Jonnah hills body stature

Jonnah a lot of people are talking, about how do you get to be size zero/ crazy juice cleanse Jonnah in money ball to where you are at this point in your life, you know this, I know this. I for one do not have a problem with this though, I myself see you as the white male oprah when it comes to fluctuating body weight. Which should be an inspiration to white fat men everywhere. What weighs heavier on my soul then all of your extra poundage though, is your teeth? I'm still very unclear if they were fake throughout the movie or if you really went the distance to pull a Snooki poluzi and buy yourself some new venires..

4. Margot Robbie?

Ok really who are you? You look a hell of a lot like Sharon stone, but you can't be. Btw where is Sharon? I miss her a lot. I digress, When I saw Margot Robbie in The Wolf of Wall Street, I immediately got Sharon Stone circa Casino vibe and I can say with the utmost assurance that anyone who calls a man “daddy” a million times, in a sexy voice is probably a money-hungry psychopath. Which she definitely is. Love her for that .

5. Leo (again)

I watched an interview on Ellen and he claimed that It's the last movie he has planned for awhile so even more reason to go see it.