Monday, March 24, 2014

Nashville

There was a quick minute not too long ago when I absolutely refused to sit down and spend my valuable time to watch Nashville, despite the fact that every person I know would tell me that it's the best show on earth, but to me There was absolutely nothing appealing about it.
Little girl from remember the titans, now grown up (Hayden Panettiere)=no. 
Country music=unclear.
Tennessee= teen mom.

But then out of pure boredom, one day, I caved and after the very first episode I became So THIRSTY for it.
Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg,Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg,Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg,Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg,Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg,Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, Omg, ok so It’s less about living in some hick state out in the middle of nowhere and more about people's journeys with their identities, sexuality and bank accounts. It's So great.
Since I started watching I've gotten very serious (in my mind) with one of the characters on the show, Deacon Claybourne, He Might seem like an obvious choice, but it’s not like that. He’s really complicated and deep and if he met me he'd for sure put a ring on it. Trust.

Monday, March 17, 2014

A message to Lena Dunham and my dentist but mostly to Lena...

I won't say that this weekend was the worst weekend of all bad weekends that any human could ever experience but I will. I mean I saw the dentist and he did very grotesque things involving the state of my teeth which he claimed were for my benefit, but in my mind he did it because he enjoys torturing me, not only that, he left me looking like the bear emoji on the I phone 5s And when he told me to come back in a week I told him I needed a longer break after this tragic experience. Since seeing him, I've  refused to leave the house. And started watching girls on hbo which I've been told by many people is a show I would like but after watching a marathon of it all weekend I now feel that those people that said that are not people that I need in my life any more. It’s not that I hate Lena Dunham. honest tits, I don’t hate how loud and outspoken she is, and Those horrible outfit choices she comes up with are not something I would wear on my body stature but she was on the cover of vogue wearing them, not me and In all honesty I appreciate how brave she is for getting naked in every scene of her show and wearing an extra small bikini whenever the time calls for one, which seems to be a lot. 

So Lena, if you’re reading, please know that your character in girls is like many people on the government watch list in this world, but Not me, NOT ME!

Friday, March 7, 2014

Books that you'll love/hate

This may come as a surprise to you, but I’m kind of a bookworm. I don't know how/ why this happened. It just did. Here are some books that I've been reading as of lately:

Coco Chanel An Intimate Life
This book is a super fucking long extended version of what you could easily find out  on Wikipedia and also every other word in it, is In French (they could be people's names I dk) I felt the need to download a translator app on my phone, but after doing that I was so exhausted with the thought of having to type those words in, I just decided that it would be best to be done with it and keep it as a decoration on my night stand. 


My teenage dream ended
I like to scare myself, so I bought this when I was in a dark place in my life.

Secrets to success
Who wouldn't want to know the secret to success coming from a random black man that claims to have lived on the streets, ditched every day of high school, got into hard core drugs but still managed to get into a very good university, my favorite part is when he goes   "when you want to succeed as bad as you want to breath that is when you'll be successful" on account of it took him 15 years to get a 4 year degree.

I can make you hot  
Let me remind you of Kelly Bensimon she was a "model" on real housewives of New York, and had a mental breakdown while eating a bag of jelly beans before being replaced by the chick with one leg, THE END.

A place of yes  
I came across this and It just hit me really hard that her and Jason will never be together again.