Monday, March 17, 2014

A message to Lena Dunham and my dentist but mostly to Lena...

I won't say that this weekend was the worst weekend of all bad weekends that any human could ever experience but I will. I mean I saw the dentist and he did very grotesque things involving the state of my teeth which he claimed were for my benefit, but in my mind he did it because he enjoys torturing me, not only that, he left me looking like the bear emoji on the I phone 5s And when he told me to come back in a week I told him I needed a longer break after this tragic experience. Since seeing him, I've  refused to leave the house. And started watching girls on hbo which I've been told by many people is a show I would like but after watching a marathon of it all weekend I now feel that those people that said that are not people that I need in my life any more. It’s not that I hate Lena Dunham. honest tits, I don’t hate how loud and outspoken she is, and Those horrible outfit choices she comes up with are not something I would wear on my body stature but she was on the cover of vogue wearing them, not me and In all honesty I appreciate how brave she is for getting naked in every scene of her show and wearing an extra small bikini whenever the time calls for one, which seems to be a lot. 

So Lena, if you’re reading, please know that your character in girls is like many people on the government watch list in this world, but Not me, NOT ME!

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